Popular Mechanics.

I'm so cancelling my subscription to Popular Mechanics. Those bastards think they can get a Professor of Egyptology and Chair of Egyptology to try to get me to care. Psssh, think again, magazine, I will recycle your ass so fast.

We could theorize until the cows come home about what this all means—is the smoke monster supposed to represent Apep, the god of evil, or is he more akin to Anubis, determining the afterlife of the dead? —but we'll leave that up to you.

Thanks, but no thanks Erin Scottberg.