The Internet

I unfortunately missed last week's episode "Namaste" since I was on vacation, but thanks to ABC.com, I'm all caught up now. A statue free episode! How glorious. Thank you Lost for not being a jerk this week.

However, just because Lost wasn't a jerk, doesn't mean the Internet wasn't. I mean, come on Internet, you're like the best superhero ever, can't you delete all the stuff that I don't care about? You know what I'm talking about here, use your powers for good!

Look at all this crap polluting you:

"jack" is the four toed statue = about 262,200 results
"jack is the four toed statue" = 2 results
"ben" is the four toed statue = about 224,000 results
"ben is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"richard" is the four toed statue = about 180,000 results
"richard is the four toed statue" = 1 result
"sun" is the four toed statue = about 141,000 results
"sun is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"juliet" is the four toed statue = about 132,000 results
"juliet is the four toed statue" = 1 result
"charlie" is the four toed statue = about 116,000 results
"charlie is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"vincent" is the four toed statue = about 90,600 results
"vincent is the four toed statue" = 2 results
"kate" is the four toed statue = about 79,000 results
"kate is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"jin" is the four toed statue = about 78,100 results
"jin is the four toed statue" = 1 result
"sawyer" is the four toed statue = about 67,400 results
"sawyer is the four toed statue" = 4 results
"ethan" is the four toed statue = about 64,000 results
"ethan is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"hurley" is the four toed statue = about 62,500 results
"hurley is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"desmond" is the four toed statue = about 53,500 results
"desmond is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"locke" is the four toed statue = about 48,900 results
"locke is the four toed statue" = 2 results
"aaron" is the four toed statue = about 44,700 results
"aaron is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"alpert" is the four toed statue = about 36,500 results
"alpert is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"john locke" is the four toed statue = about 33,500 results
"john locke is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"richard alpert" is the four toed statue = about 26,600 results
"richard alpert is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"claire" is the four toed statue = about 21,200 results
"claire is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"sayid" is the four toed statue = about 11,500 results
"sayid is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"widmore" is the four toed statue = about 7,510 results
"widmore is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"charles widmore" is the four toed statue = about 3,480 results
"charles widmore is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"christian shepherd" is the four toed statue = about 1,150 results
"christian shepherd is the four toed statue" = 0 results
"jack shepherd" is the four toed statue = about 487 results
"jack shepherd is the four toed statue" = 0 results

Come on now Internet. Get with the program and stop caring. You'll feel better, weigh less and have increased stamina!